Commandments

I remember as clear as day

the sound of my dad’s voice when he’d say “Don’t do things half-assed, son.” He’s still kicking, but, thankfully, he doesn’t feel the need to offer that particular bit of advice so much these days. I take that to mean I’ve matured enough not to need it, but then again…

Neil Gaiman remains

among my favorite sources of inspiration. His commencement speech from last year stands out in memory as the first time I ever heard anyone, other than dad, offer me such a solid and undeniably useful piece of advice. Make good art. Simple.

I take the same advice from Scroobius Pip


who admonishes us to always, always kill. Kill in the sense that one kills or slays at the comedy club. One kills or slays on stage. In other words, one does not die on stage. As a writer, woodcrafter, tinkerer, amateur metal crafter, I am feverishly concerned with dying on stage. With having my art be other than good.
I think it’s wise to apply this aesthetic to my entire life, hard as it may be.

Commandments are silly things really, though they have their place in the world. These below that I’ve written are my (current) set of marching orders. Take the ‘you’ and ‘thou’ as the self-referential markers that they are. I’m only speaking to myself here.

  1. Thou shalt turn the compost.
  2. Thou shalt breathe, deeply
  3. Thou shalt regulate your intake of artificial sweeteners, flavors, and colors. If it’s not good for your kids, how is it good for you?
  4. Thou shalt ensure each day ends well, with hugs all round and smiles before bedtime.
  5. Thou shalt only say “I love you,” with conviction, and especially to people whose ears most need to hear the words from your lips.
  6. Thou shalt make good art.

About ajsikes

I am a freelance editor and author of speculative fiction in the dark/weird vein. My editing style is best described as nurturing. I treat each customer with the same respect and consideration regardless of the quality of their writing, and always aim my comments at helping writers improve and strengthen their work. For more information, please visit me at my website.
This entry was posted in Around the Shop. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s